this may seem somewhat intrusive, but do you and Chef have sex? or is it just romantic love?


Our anatomies are not compatible in the traditionally sexual sense. Humans find this sort of thing either erotic or embarrassing. To me it’s neither. I enjoy his mind. He enjoys mine. I think he’s delicious, which complicates things. He is attracted to me whether or not I like that notion. So, I suppose to answer the question in a succinct way, there is petting, titivating, kissing, and fluids. For him, it’s physically satisfying in the sexual way, for me in a purely gastronomical one, with the added enjoyment of having made him happy.

And yes, I do protect him from my teeth.

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