I want to talk about it at this moment. 

I am very emotionally barren at the moment and all I can find to speak well of in my life is this marvel of a chair that cost me $120 and arrived overnight. Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy me this chair. 

It has SIX means of adjustment. I can lift and drop the height of the back, I can raise and lower the arms. I have three seat controls: tilt of the seat, tilt of the back, height of the chair. I have a lumbar support control. Now, if I could get the chair to somehow adjust my emotions, that would be wonderful.